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franksonnetti:

I remember when I wanted dreadlocks, I was showing my mum pictures trying to convince her to allow it and then she showed me her slipper and I forgot all about it

franksonnetti:

Isn’t it just wonderful and exhilarating to find someone who can relate to and understand even the darkest corners of your heart and mind, someone who literally takes the words right out of your mouth like a bee takes nectar from a flower? As though you’ve been a lonely traveller all your life, then you find a familiar friend who’s heading the same way that you are.

franksonnetti:

I put kohl in my eyes because I have nothing else better to do and now they look super scary

*whispers* and beautiful oh my goodness!

Just to show you how weird England is from when I was out chasing the sunrise with my team

Over time many things change greatly; rivers change direction, mountains are replaced by buildings, even languages become extinct and new ones are born but some feelings will never, ever change

I fear the day, and that day will come, when tea is no longer going to fix everything

Do you have to cover yourself (cover your hair/ shoulders) if the adhaan is on?

Asked by Anonymous

No you aren’t required to cover yourself on hearing the adhan but if you do wish to as a voluntary expression of respect then that will be praiseworthy

Asalaamualaiykum, Y u gt a white persons name?

Asked by Anonymous

Wa alaykum salaam

What is a white persons name? Are there names specific to only people with skin of the white sort?

Whoa. Whoa, whoa.. Hippo on the BBQ? I mean, dang. The correct answer was 0 but man. That is an intense food session bro. Well now you finally got the message.

Asked by Anonymous

Not even sure if that’s halal but I did say 0 check again bruh

Say you have 8 monkeys 2 run away leaving 3 buckets of skittles 1 morphed into a turtle and 1 into splinter and the rest melt. How many do you have left. But take in account the amount of unicorns that ate the bananas And you have to answer.

Asked by Anonymous

Well when you take into consideration the hippopotamus on the barbecue and the turpentine bottle attached to the hypotenuse by the two safety pins right next to the igloo, also bearing in mind that the alternator is right below the metaphor which is also very close to the demand curve causing the chandelier to evaporate into hummus which is of course perpendicular to the square we can surely deduce that monkeys are bandoror bachain

Is it okay to eat in the bathroom as long as the lights are turned off since shaytan can't see you

Asked by Anonymous

What if I told you shaytan and all his little cronies can still see you in the dark?

idle-handss:

franksonnetti:

idle-handss:

Attractive people are so annoying like who do they even think they are? How dare they.

Apparently marriage is about finding someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life, are you trying to tell me something?

Why are you acting like we know eachother?

Brown people don’t get married to strangers anymore, we’ve moved on so you can leave the act now

idle-handss:

Attractive people are so annoying like who do they even think they are? How dare they.

Apparently marriage is about finding someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life, are you trying to tell me something?

I appreciate: @franksonnetti

Asked by Anonymous

queenfoisback:

franksonnetti ayeeee tony someone else has no idea how mean you are 

Inbox me someone from tumblr you appreciate 

Eyy people appreciate me! Im not mean at all, that’s just ridiculous 😁